Riding the bus

When riding the bus:
1. Don't start talking to people when they clearly don't want to talk to you: how do you know this, if someone has headphones on and is reading, they don't want to talk to you. Yes, I'm talking to you weird lady who started yakking at me even though I was both reading and listen to music, then had the nerve to look bothered when I didn't talk back!!!
2. If you are 20-30 years older than someone don't hit on them! Dude who could have been my dad, ain't going to happen so leave me the hell alone! Plus don't kiss my hand!
3. Take a bath or shower.
4. If the bus is empty, don't freaking sit with me, sit in one of the 17 empty seats crazy lady, you are so lucky I didn't bump your ass on the floor.
5. To say this make me feel like my grandmother but, stop all the cussing youngins, you aren't impressing anyone and you make me want to wash your mouth out with soap.